A peek inside the mind of a Genious.

Hello my friends! This is Impact and I am here to tell you a little about the man behind the keyboard. Lets start off with the usual, boring blabber; Myself, I am a young gay guy growing up in the beautiful city of Philadelphia. I have some of the most amazing friends anybody can ask for. LT3R! But enough with the softy, touchy-feely shit. I can begin to express my new found love with the great language composition. I used to be a two-wit fuck up that had no idea that life was more than a box of dildos. It all started in my senior year of High School. Picking classes was easy, until given the choice to pick English - Film or English - Drama. Film was possibly the easiest class ever and everybody and their mothers took it. Me? I took Drama, and that's when my life began to stray from the clear path. Ever since then, I took a great interest in the English language. Correcting many on their spelling, grammar, and fucking hardheadedness to change. I was known as a Grammar Nazi, but since recently; that has changed. I have been promoted to the Grammar Gestapo position.
Intriguingly, I have found new meaning in this life. No longer am I a selfless, hollowed out being of a man, trudging the streets of fate. I write my own fate. I control my fate. I live my fate. People say to me "Well, Mr. Impact. Do you not want to survive in this life." And my retort to that question is aptly answered "Sir. I don't want to survive, I want to live."
Now is a great time to let everyone know what I live for. I, myself, live for excitement. I live to better this world, and free the tormented, conformed citizens and lead their lives into happiness. I live for my long-term goal: The LT3R, The Less Than 3 Revolution. Less than 3 = <3. It has unlimited meaning. My good friends know that I spread the LT3 to everyone I can possibly get to. Except some, the some that take offense to words used a good time ago in history, the guilt people put others on because of forefathers mistakes, and people who do not care to learn. As for my writing. I love it. Some may ask why I write, is it for fame or money, they ask. Money is nothing to me, I would rather have fame, is my most renowned retort. A well-known writer is more respectable than a rich writer. My writings can sometimes be messy; but, my friends, in the end product, they are grand.
This ends my speech about moi. I hope that everyone can see through my eyes and spread the LT3R. Lead linear lives, and be forgotten. Lead nonlinear lives, and live on forever. Stand up, be your own person. Do not forget why you live!