A letter to the readers!

G'Day My Love,

How I miss you, dearest child. How have you been? How's the family doing? Did you get rid of that rash? This is the third time I've written and have not heard a word from you, why do you neglect me so? I give you my time and yet things progress as usual. I tell you "Keep an open mind," and you stand idly by as a new bill is forcefully thrust into action without a vote, how very democratic. Please do realize, my dear, that I do not have the capacity to hate you, but nor do I have the ability to love you at the moment. You preach change and we rally behind you and join you blindly in the same old routine. We know all the steps but the blindfolds provide infinite blunders along the side, and the beginnings of a more "1984" America. Again, and please don't forget this kiddo, I take no sides because in doing so would become bias and only see half the hilarity! Whackjobs come in all shapes and colors, they provide endless entertainment in an infinite amount of ways.

Also my beloved child, why are you allowing our interwebs to be censored, monitored, edited, and real world laws to be enforced on interweb-world based situations? The internet is our LAST FRONTIER, the one place where until the age of Bush the II we were allowed to say whatever we wanted and now Obama the Omniscient has stepped up and cracked down even harder than the man with a 29% or some shit approval rating, jeez aren't we just allowing for so much "change" dear child? Ok, I didn't really mean that there has definitely been change as was promised, but not the change that was expected. We as a people didn't ask for fucking internet police, government keystroke programs, and government run spyware to make sure that we are being good little boys and girls. Things said and done on the internet often have very little to no attachment at all to real world goings on, if the user has anything to say about... sites like 4Chan and Newgrounds are the perfect examples of websites that the internet is meant for... and ChatRoulette is, among being the most controversial, EXACTLY what the internet was meant to do.

Anyways children, your blind allegiance to the Socialist States of America/ United States of Fear, must change in order for the world to progress with little fighting and the least gnashing of teeth. Remember child, keep your mind and eyes open and listen for the pied pipers song!

I approve this message,

The Doctah