A Glimpse Into The Rift

Hey there Kidlets!

It's your bestest pal, The Doctah, here once again! No rant for you this time chidrens, just a little glimpse at the man behind the keyboard. I am a "normal" guy despite my slight ego problems, and the fact that I'm a class 5 nerd, my favorite thing in the world is simply to run around with my group of friends and keep myself entertained. There is no better feeling than the one you get from telling the sweaty kid behind the register at Target that you just got kicked out of the zoo for making out with a giraffe and filling your pockets with prairie dogs. Excitement, my friends, that is the spark of life and yes the "WHAT THE HELL?!" response that invoked in the poor young fellow was excitement in it's purest form, for both him and for myself, as well as for the cluster of friends behind me and everyone within earshot of the young lad.

I also greatly enjoy the party scene, bring me to a bar or a house party and you can quickly lose track of me. I move from group to group, not really caring who I'm approaching just trying to make friends and brighten peoples day. I am normally joking around with the people I meet within the first few minutes of knowing them and by the end of the night have made a large entourage of new drinking buddies. For example, the first night of spring break this year, I was in Sarasota with my friend Superman (Frat-name, not real.) We immediately made friends with the bar-tending staff at one of the many great bars in Siesta Key, and were out until 5 in the morning at an after-party just down the street. I come alive when the music is blaring, the booze is flowing, and everyone is moving around, especially if I am there with a group of people im super comfortable being around anyways.

I do come across as callous and narcissistic in my posts, and as stated even a little egotistical perhaps, but it is simply a bit. I really aim to help people in life, through writing and real life situations. After graduation I'm hoping to work in a hospital in admission, and to get my master in forensics with a minor in psychology. I write here because writing has always been on e of my one true passions, however, I lack the dedication to it to major in it and spend the time learning all the proper ins-and-outs and do's-and-don't's. I plan to submit several things over the next few years and have a few "kettle's on" if you will, but those are more for my own entertainment and will most likely never see the site of day. I also write about what I write about basically because politics and the global happenings around me perk my interest as much as writing, and I've always been told to be either an investigative journalist or a politician. This is all fine and dandy but I would rather not have to deal with all the red tape in politics, that and I do not think that I could ever produce and say such amazing amounts of bullshit to the American public every day of my life. So kiddies, our first look into my mind ends, there is more to come I just wish for you to like me before I make you hate me... maybe hate me, I cannot make that call of course.

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Doctah Landers