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Friday, February 26, 2010

The Downside of being a nerd

Don't get me wrong, there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with being a nerd. In fact being a nerd is awesome and I would probably hate life if I were anything else. Sure I played my share of sports as a kid, you know shit like hockey, soccer, baseball and the lot, but I was in no way a jock and I certainly wasn't a drama kid although I was in the occasional play. I also fit in with the kids in the back and quickly made friends there but still had friends in just about every other "clique." I never saw and still don't see limiting yourself to a few choice friends as a downside nor do I feel people making fun of nerdiness insulting because they really wish they had the cognitive ability to do what "nerds" do daily without breaking a sweat or giving it second thought.
The one true downside of nerdiness is the weird things we get into and talk about then people stare at us as if we have something jutting out of our faces. Sure lots of people "like" Doctor Who and shows like Monty Python but if you move back to the old Doctor Who's or mention a very obscure Python sketch, people will either admit they know nothing or make wild claims to try and make it seem like they know what the hell is going on. The same thing goes if you begin to talk science, philosophy, psychology, medicine, or computers. American's as a whole have become so dumbed down that the thought of expanding ones mind with knowledge acquired from a source other than a teacher or the text book is something few people do in their spare time. Sure people browse wikipedia or google something if their in a bind or just bored but most of the time they don't absorb most of that knowledge.
Trying to carry on a semi-intelligent conversation with someone has become one of life's most frustrating tasks in this day and age. Even if who you are talking to does understand and relate to you they're probably too busy farting around with their phone or iPod Touch or whatever else worthless electronic has currently stolen every waking moment of their attention. It's sad now to see kids who are barely old enough to sit for an hour without shitting their pants with cell phones in their hands texting or talking away. Who the hell do these kids have to talk to on the phone, I understand not wanting to lose your kid but get real people, they do make cellphones with only 2 buttons, one for a preprogrammed number, sometimes they can program up to 10 or something, and another for emergency services. Kids are beginning to get carpal tunnel before the outgrow sitting in the sand box and burning ants with a magnifying glass.
I know I went into a bit of a rant but what I'm really trying to say is NERD IT UP PEOPLE, it's good for you, good for your brain, and good for the people around you who until you got some common sense and caught up with the world wanted to kick your head in with a golf cleat. But seriously people, you have the WHOLE INTERNET at your fingertips, so utilize it and go to all the news sites, science sites, or whatever nerdy shit amuses you and browse daily then spread the knowledge to your friends. Help America overcome stupidity, be a NERD!
Sincerely,
The Doctah

Rap Battle Part 2 FTW!

SPITZ: She foamin at the lips, the one between her hips...pubic hair lookin like some sour cream dip

ME: Eww man thats nasty, dont say that shit, but I bet you hopped on that shit lickety split. Sweet delicious foam all around your mouth, what more can you ask for? I bet you ate her banana split, right outta that snatch...mmm delicious cream pussy snack.

SPITZ: I got a dick of gold and balls of steel and if u aint rich you cant cop a feel. The end of time in the hands of mine just transfers energy and spits out ryhmes.

Update February 26, 2010

So, had a fucking fun day today. Left my house to my friends around 10pm, left there at 5:00. Awesome people too.

But yes, The Red Velvet Incident was put on an indefinite hold. Not many great ideas came up for that.

Looking to do a co-op piece with somebody. Not sure on what though.

NEW STORY! No name yet but many ideas! Check this in about 2 days will have pieces from the other writers tho!

Friday, February 19, 2010

YAY! New Writers.

So two of my good friends decided to help and contribute to the cause, and the cause I mean, my blog. But yea it should be pretty awesome. Un-armed Revolution is a very creative person glad to have him here at Impact Social Club. JamesRiteSizeFood is definitely a cool dude, he tends to ramble at times but the kids a funny ass motherfucker, glad to have him here at Impact Social Club. Trying to expand this but it may take a while.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

So baffled......Gay Lettuce Baby Tribe

Sitting in my friends room, I said.. Oh look a GLBT something and my one friend who was there and said: What? Gay Lettuce Baby Tribe. Im so confused.... Brain is shot.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Rap battle part 1 FTW

Friend (4:54:07 AM): wavin fake gang signs like he simply wavin hi it makes me sick that all these wanabes wannna try, to testify i DENY

Me (4:55:12 AM): i pave the way for denial, scrub ass fuckers tryna say that they dien for a cause that no one sees, but i see as the clouds do move from side to side that they all died for nothin but crime

FRIEND (4:56:34 AM): i am the one who drops knowledge like an angry sage, writing confusin chapters to turn the page ,you lock me in the cage, i just bust ya gauge

ME (4:58:11 AM): I am the cause for all the disease, i drop straight knowledge to bring ya down to your knees, yea I stole that line...what you gonna do? Dont try it man, youve got nuttin to prove

FRIEND (4:59:47 AM): the streets erupt my vocals interupt your presence of mind nutting makes kids go blind

ME (5:01:27 AM): What? you like a ripped out chapter of the bible, I prescribed it, the medicnine you take is everything but private, You deny it, you think you are good just cuz you think you thrive on it, i got better shit, what you gonna do, Im like a lyrical master on the show Blues Clues

FRIEND (5:02:55 AM): i stay focused on harmony to avoid people from harm n me illusion to the optical sometimes it's had to see in reality this whole world could fall to greed

FRIEND (5:03:29 AM): idk how many more i got

ME (5:04:47 AM): Harmony aint shit if you dont got the groove, stay to the beat, and move your body to the mood, look at me now, i know youve got more shit, take it off your mind and go in for the split, dont think about it just let it flow, just think of the nubian godess in the strip club show

ME (5:09:36 AM): i study lyrical mastery like people study picaso as an artist, ill just tear your shit down until i hear your heart burst

FRIEND (5:10:07 AM): im done i rap like mark wahlberg

ME (5:11:33 AM): hey yo man, dont disrespect a big old fan, mark wahlberg may be tacky, but please man dont go and slap me. I dont know how u can hate him, you see....just when your done hatin, say hello to your mother for me

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Red Velvet Incident.......Prologue

The Red Velvet Incident

- Prologue


Earth has, the cold planet as it is known now, decayed. Trudging the ground below are hollowed vessels of life, once to be a thriving group of civilizations. But not now, not since The Red Velvet Incident, Earth has not been the same. See, Red Velvet was an atomic tanker, floating across space stowing away the United Nations’ nuclear weapons. A tiny piece of space debris, the size of about Memphis, Tennessee, struck the side of the Red Velvet, causing it to become a speeding metal hulk towards Earth. Finally, about 6 hours from imminent impact, news hit home. Various states went on lockdown, others into mass turmoil. Shots from scantily made anti-aircraft guns knocked off of the space metal, some into space, some into bystanders’, houses and vehicles and people, some even didn’t fire, backfiring on their operators in a spray of metal, fire and limbs. Then the impact came, lodging itself into a massive crater in the heart of the Midwest area, destroying many neighboring states. The impact was subtle, except for whatever was under that massive bulk of metal, but the ensuing pre-mature detonation of the precious nuclear cargo was catastrophic, rapidly spreading across the United States, towards Canada, traversing down to Mexico, contamination of the seas, spreading all through Europe and Asia, down to Africa, speeding its course to Australia. It hit everywhere, it was totally unexpected and totally devastating wiping out a lot of life everywhere. But, for some people who lived through the event, life was harder yet easier. No law, you, your gun and your willingness to kill anything that would kill you, and willingness to pull the trigger in dire situations and under severe pressure. Some groups of people started towns, some cities and some have even started new states. Some still even traverse the world, either doing justice or bringing death and violence. There are two major factions on this broken world, the first is The Retribution Assembly, a whole congregation spread across many continents. Founded by Germany’s best Autobahn Officer, Karl Von Finkinstien, these men and women come to bring justice upon this devastated earth. These are the police, the judge, jury and executioners of this new world, preserving what has happened and it people left. They are based mostly in Europe, mainly Normandy, France. The second faction is the murderous brigade named The Impact Social Club, less trained and formal than the Retribution Assembly but with much more firepower and numbers. They roam around the dead lands picking the meat of the bones off anything. They are best known for their swift in and out procedures. These men and women are centralized in the United States and Russia. The Russian chapter of The Impact Social Club was discovered by a deranged Russian scientist proclaiming purity to those who join him. The American branch was started by a fraternity located in Central Florida who were all about fun and games, as said by some, their fraternity was suspected of mass murdering many students in the rush class of their last year in a field with garden weasels, duct tape, and blow torches. These are some fucked up people. This is the story of before the impact, after the impact, during the after affects, and anything after. Welcome to the United States of Wasteland.







1


Year - 2012
Philadelphia
Thursday 12:00 Am
6 Hours before Impact
Anrui Beltovin
Male – American
27 years of age
US Army
Infantryman



Standing at the podium in a room full with important military personnel was Commander Britag of the United States army. He spoke calmly as if nothing was going to happen; he made false promises of which I knew was not true. Nothings going to happen, he repeated over and over, nothing bad will happen. Three hours passed and we were allowed to leave.
Walking outside the hot air rushed to people faces making them look to the blood red sky, cloudy with what looked like a star in the distance. We knew that that space hulk was headed towards us, Philadelphia was in mass turmoil. We, the military, swooped in to action, taking civilians to fallout shelters conveniently located 80 miles away. I was dropped off with a squad of newbies to quell the riots on the street, we were told to use any force necessary to calm the people down. Of course I was left three trigger happy fuck heads with no remorse, dark angels of destruction using the tools of warfare to suit their blood lust. I saw as a man rushed one of my squad, I reached for my taser, but before I could shoot the electric strings at my target, the man was lying on the ground face up with half of torso missing. The crowd grew angrier, civilians shot at us. We had to use necessary force to defend ourselves, the civilians measly snub nosed revolvers were no match for the raw firepower that out FN2000’s pumped out, tearing them to shreds, collapsing the streets, crying in pain, dying a martyrs death. A loud noise overcame the streets, the anti-aircraft guns began to fire. We had minutes left. I ran and cowered in the basement of a house warmly greeted by a woman strung to the ceiling fan with a belt and her husband was slanted in the corner with a gun in his hand and a hole in his head, brain matter dripping from the fresh open wound in his skull. Upstairs I could hear the booming of the cannons and the house being torn to shreds, I thought it was impact. It was not, it was the futile shots of the anti-air cannons shells deflecting off of the Red Velvets side panels. Then all had seemed to come to a stop, it was impact. I threw myself in a small closet and waited. Five hours I stayed there, trapped in the closet, debris clouding the exit. Until finally, some people removed the rubble. They escorted me outside… It was a disaster, green clouds fumed the sky, and then a second explosion came, and I blacked out.

Year – 2015

I finally awoke from the blast; I was in a tube, next to many other tubes. Connected to me were syringes. A machine scanned over me, and released the valves. I stepped swiftly on my feet and started to run. In this place, it was a steel jungle, a myriad of machines moving the tubes to other areas of this place. It was cold and it wasn’t helping that I was completely nude covered in a weird tasteless goop. A hangar door flung open and three men with assault rifles swooped in, yelling incoherently at me. “Get down on the fucking floor now!” the one yelled at me. I got on my knees, put my hands behind my head, and lied on the floor. Then I heard a recognizable voice, “Sergeant Beltovin, get up.” I got up and looked at the scruffy figure, wiping away the goo from my eyes I saw that it was Commander Britag. “Commander,” I yelled, “How great it is to see you, I was beginning to believe I was imprisoned. Ha.” He replied, “You sergeant, are a new member of this family, welcome to the Impact Social Club.” I was wondering whether or not this was an upgrade to my current status. I turned towards the Commander, “Sir, what year is it?” He looked at me puzzled, “It is 2059, Sergeant. You better suit up for a raid.”

I was confused; the year that I was stationed in Philadelphia was 2012. The year is 2059; I was in a coma for forty seven years? What the fuck! How am I still looking the same way I looked when I was twenty one? I am sixty seven years old, I am fit as can be, and I look young. This shit is unreal.

I suited in the gear that was next to my bed. The armor was heavy and the gun was light. I walked toward the elevator, and then bam! It went pitch black and red alarm lights went off. Over the speaker was Commander Britag, “Get the fuck up everybody, Retributioners have commenced an attack and have breached the outer wall. A man yelled behind me, “Aye, you. Fuckin idiot! Stop standin around, get over here!” I ran over and four men stood around, the large black man with the heavy machine gun over his shoulder said, “Ok, see that elevator? Yea, well fuckin Retributioners will be scattering out of that shit any moment get ready.”

The elevator began to open,

The silhouette of a man

Agghhh.... The days just get better and better. First I get suspended from my college. Now my parents say I need to get a job and a new place to live, unless I want to live in the attic... Ewww...Attics. But yea, Today is just an awful day. Went to a strip club, Show and Tel....real ghetto. Titties in my face, so fucking awkward. Worst bunch of people, 2 broke straight men (no pun, get away) and 1 decked gay man. Ugh, Started a story. The Red Velvet Incident. Looks good so far, just major writing block... OK PEOPLE>......SLEPPPPPP